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Welcome back, my pretties (and by that I mean Beej, who is the only person who reads this blog ❤ ) Today is just a short note on a fanfic that was brought to my attention and I must gush about because anyone who is a serious FF reader will tell you that when you find a really, really good fic, it’s like winning the jackpot.

Most fanfic is not good. And I should know, I’ve written some. You will never see me post links to those monstrosities. The point is, the majority of fan fiction is generally pretty average, with a good lot of it falling right into bad. But when there are millions of FF stories out there, there’s a lot to sift through before you get to the ones that are truly exceptional.

This is the journey to an exceptional piece of literature that is only fan fiction by a technicality.

 

http://luminous.elcenia.com/chapters/ch1.shtml

 

A few months back, my beloved sent this to me (knowing the raging hate-on I have for Twilight), sat me down at the computer, and asked me to read it.

I did not.

I have a bit of a prejudice against all things Twilight, subverted by an almost obsessive need to understand the things that piss me off. I’ve spoken to the fans of Twilight on numerous occasions. I’ve been on chats and forums, and followed every Cracked.com article that came out on the subject. I even went so far as to get myself a TwilightMOMS account (Note to readers: DO NOT EVER GO THERE IF YOU VALUE YOUR SOUL!!! Monsters do exist, and they hold court on TwilightMOMs.com) and subsequently wanted to grind road salt into my eyes. If I had never read Twilight, I would have hated it just because of those women.

Finally, not too long ago, I decided what the fuck, I’ll give this twilight-affiliated, boyfriend-approved (which says absolutely nothing, since he and I agree on nothing when it comes to literature) fan fiction and hope it never uses the phrase “Man-carrot*”. I started reading and it took me about thirty seconds to fall utterly in love with it. The story is a complete retelling of Twilight by someone who knows what the hell they’re doing. The story is more involving, the prose is tighter, the characters are much more likable, and it’s just generally a better story than the original Twilight book. The author even capitalizes the titles, which you’ll notice Stephenie Meyer never does…

 

Twilight Preface: “I’d never given much thought to how I would die — though I’d had reason enough in the last few months — but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this. I stared without breathing across the long room, into the dark eyes of the hunter, and he looked pleasantly back at me. Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something. I knew that if I’d never gone to Forks, I wouldn’t be facing death now. But, terrified as I was, I couldn’t bring myself to regret the decision. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.

The hunter smiled in a friendly way as he sauntered forward to kill me.”

 

Luminosity Preface: “You don’t have to make a hundred mistakes for everything to disintegrate around you.

One will do.

One wrong risk, one misplaced trust, one careless guess is enough to destroy the one thing you can least afford to lose.

But I’d never had any reason to imagine that my disaster would befall me at the time when I was most unexpectedly safe.”

 

I would go into all the little reasons why the latter is superior to the former, but this is the first paragraph in a several-hundred-pages long comparative writing sample. There’d be no point to start beating up on Twilight right now. Besides, this isn’t a comparative essay, it’s a blog.

Seriously, if Luminosity was Twilight, I could understand being a twihard. It’s an absolutely amazing reimagining of Twilight with a very rational and relatable female protagonist. The way Alicorn progresses the relationship between Bella and Edward from potential snack to potential soul mate is subtle and interesting. If you’re a diehard twi-hard, you won’t like this fan fiction.

For everyone else who dislikes, or even casually likes, the Twilight franchise, I think you’d totally dig this.

Bella is not a whiney, arrogant, pretentious, self-obsessed bimbo, and Edward acts more like an angry seventeen-year-old thrust into a difficult situation than an abusive, borderline sociopath with bi-polar. The background characters are used as more than just filler and mirrors to bounce Bella’s beauty off of. They actually have substance.

Seriously. Check this out. You’ll appreciate it.

Hey, it’s my first fic rec. Badass.

Vicious Ink

*The Forbidden Fruit: Temptation of Edward Cullen on Fanfiction.net. You have got to check this bitch out! It’s My Immortal part II!!



{March 26, 2012}   Jim Butcher Interview!!!

Oh, hell yes! You read that right. Jim Butcher, author of the Dresden Files, the Codex Alera, and one badass Spider-Man adaption took a few hours out of his busy day and let me interview him for a class paper. This guy is probably one of the coolest and nicest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting, and I unabashedly admire him. For your viewing pleasure, I’m posting it here.

Vicious Ink

1)      Can you remember the first thing you ever wrote? How old were you when you wrote it?

I wrote my first short story in the fifth grade for my English teacher, Mrs. Bruns.  It was about what you’d expect from a fifth-grader.  There were an absurd amount of cartoon references and in the end the whole thing turned out to be a dream.  I was about ten, I think.

2)      Who would you say your favorite writer is, and why? What were some of your favorite books as a kid/teenager, and what do you read when you aren’t writing?

If we go by the number of titles I own, we’d have to say that Robert B. Parker was my favorite.  He was a steady and prolific writer, and masterful at creating characters and revealing those characters to the reader.  His prose was always tight, clean and intelligent, and he never, ever talked down to his reader.  If we go by the sheer amount of joy I’ve taken in another’s work, I think I’d have to say Lois McMaster Bujold is my favorite writer.  She is absolutely unbelievable in her ability to put the reader into the viewpoint of the character, in subsuming every portion of story and prose into the unique perspective of her characters.

Both writers are brilliant craftsmen.  When it comes to telling a story professionally, cleanly, and elegantly, both writers are paragons.  I don’t think either is going to join the rolls of the literary giants–they made the mistake of writing stories that are fun to read. 🙂  But if you want to know how to tell a good story, you could do worse than to emulate either of them.

3)      What do you think you’d have done as a career if you hadn’t become a novelist?

I’d probably still be working as a support tech somewhere.  Oh, though I guess by now, I might have gotten moved up to managing support techs.  I’d have been an awesome tech manager.  I’d be the boss who didn’t care if you were playing the new Battlefield release, as long as you were getting the job done.  The best computer techs operate that way–their job is almost indivisible from their play, and they bring the same energy to work as they do to their games.  Corporate would be glowering down at me for letting my crew be a bunch of wacky oddballs, but I’d be able to point at the crew’s efficiency rating and ask them what more they wanted?

Man, my theoretical department really rocks! 😀

4)      You’ve often said that “you don’t have writer’s block, you have a mortgage.” What do you do when you have trouble feeling inspired to write? How do force yourself to write when it’s hard?

You put your butt in the chair and /do/ it.  There’s no secret to it.  You just put your nose to the grindstone and /work/.

The key thing to understand is this:  you don’t need to /feel/ good about your writing, as you’re writing it, in order for it to /be/ good.  There are many times when I have written a scene and absolutely hated it as I did–but I did it anyway, because I had a quota to meet.  But later, when you go back and look at your book, you can’t tell the difference between the prose you wrote when you “felt” it was really good, and the prose you wrote when you “felt” it sucked.

This is how you get enough words on the page:  give yourself permission to suck.  But do NOT give yourself permission to quit.

5)      I’ll be honest, I’ve never read the Codex Alera (love the name, though). I know that the Codex books are wildly different than the Dresden Files, so do you think it’s harder to write High Fantasy or Urban Fantasy?

I don’t think it’s any easier to do one than the other.  There are simply tradeoffs.  Some things about High Fantasy are more difficult: for example, in a completely original fantasy world, you’ve got to create absolutely everything that exists, right there in front of the reader.  In Urban Fantasy, you don’t have that problem: you can use existing reality to fill in all kinds of blanks for the reader.  You can set a scene in a Wal-Mart, and most of your readers are immediately aware of the setting.  You don’t need to give them that kind of intensive description you need in High Fantasy.  On the other hand, in Urban Fantasy, you’ve got a lot more research to do:  you have to find out things about police procedure, guns, cars, medical trauma, you name it.  The down side of using the real world as a model for your story world is that you’ve got to work to make sure things are consistent.  In your High Fantasy world, you can make up any old thing you want, and as long as it seems to be logically consistent, no one can gainsay you.

6)      I’ve started two novels, and never finished either. How does it feel when you finish a novel? Are you relieved or sad to end a book? What did you feel about finishing a book series?

Finishing a book isn’t a relief or a sadness, for me.  There’s a very intense feeling of… I don’t know, maybe “completion” is the right word.  A very deep satisfaction.  It’s difficult to describe, but I suspect the emotional reward for completing any long-term, difficult project in life is much the same.

7)      Do you ever find the demands of being a writer frustrating? Do you have a fixed schedule for writing, or do you just write when you have ideas?

As I’ve gotten more popular and successful, there has been a steadily increasing amount of demand for my time from various places–conventions, interviews, requests for support for charity organizations, public appearances, additional business proposals, et cetera.  That’s been very frustrating, because all of it takes the one resource I really can’t afford to spare–time.  All that additional time has to come out of either my personal time, my writing time, or my sleeping time, and it can be very frustrating to attempt to find balance between those various demands.

When I’m working on a contract, I have a weekly quota I try to meet.  If I can beat the quota early, I can take some time off if I really hate the idea of writing tonight, or if I just really, really want to play video games instead. 🙂  Mostly, though, it’s just a matter of putting in steady effort on a regular basis.  Writing is a marathon, not a sprint.  It takes discipline and time.

8)      In high school, apathy toward reading is reaching epidemic proportions (believe me, I was there). What do you think when you hear kids or teenagers say that they hate to read?

Relatively few kids enjoyed reading when I was in high school, either, and I suspect that the actual numbers haven’t changed nearly as much.  I find it unsurprising that reading isn’t a huge youth activity, though: there are so many fast-paced forms of entertainment to be enjoyed instead.  Movies, sports, TV, video games, various online communities–they’re a much larger part of our culture than they were only a couple of decades ago.  Our education system isn’t what it probably should be, and the kinds of reading most kids are required to do in school don’t exactly introduce them to the most exciting and interesting portions of the written word.

Writing has been the king of storytelling media for centuries, but that’s changing.  Storytelling is being done in all kinds of media now: graphic novels, films, and video games are rising to dominance over simple text.  Books were the original virtual reality, but technology is allowing us to create that same kind of mental “story space” in many, many different ways.  It’s a very exciting time to be a storyteller!

9)      In between the time you finished Storm Front and got it published, how did you deal with rejection? How did you manage to stay encouraged and/or optimistic?

I tried to celebrate the little steps forward.  If I got a personalized rejection letter rather than a form letter, that was worth a celebration.  If I got to meet an agent or editor at a convention, that was worth celebrating.  If I got a “let me think about it” response, instead of an outright “no,” that was worth celebrating.  But mostly, I passed the time by getting to work on the next book.  I was halfway through Grave Peril when Storm Front finally sold.

Breaking into the writing business isn’t about creating any given kind of feeling for yourself: it’s about typing the next word, one after another, and deciding that you simply aren’t going to quit.

10)  While I think you’re pretty much the most talented writer on the planet, I’ve seen people who disagree. How do you deal with criticism and “haters”? How do you keep a cool head about it? What would you say the worst experience with a detractor was to date, and how did you cope?

Haters gonna hate. 🙂  I can’t control that, I can’t stop it, and there’s really no sense in letting myself get too stressed about it.

Criticism is something entirely different: good critical analysis is invaluable, and I’m always interested when someone holds up something I’ve written to the light and points out genuine flaws and weaknesses in my technique.  I’ll never be a perfect writer.  Every time I start a new book, I bring things that I learned from the last book with me, and I strive to improve my prose, my plotting, my characters, and my storytelling technique in general.  A good critical reader is enormously helpful to me!

11)  Dresden Files is set in a fictionalized version of a real city. Have you ever toyed with the idea of working current events or very resent history into stories? What line do you put between the reality and the fantasy when you’re writing?

Oh, I always want the Dresden Files world to be one that is pretty much like our own.  All the major things that happen here have also happened in the Dresden Files.  There are only two really hard lines I avoid crossing:  First, I don’t want to put real people in the Dresden Files.  Second, I don’t really want to put actual real-world locations into the books, since it might result in problems and annoyance for the people who actually live there.

12)  What is your absolute favorite part of being a writer, and what – if anything – do you wish you could cut out of the experience?

I love the fact that I can go to work in my pajamas, and I love the fact that I don’t EVER have to wear a tie.  Man, I hate ties.

I wish I could write books as fast as I think of them.  It takes me months to write a book, but only hours for a reader to enjoy it!

13)  Having written some twenty-odd books, is there anything you’ve looked back on and wished you could change? Do you have any favorite scenes that you’ve written, and what?

There are always things you wish you could change.  That’s just a constant of writing, no matter how well you do it.  Inevitably, my brain will pop up with an idea on how to improve any given book or story–about twenty seconds after I’ve fired off the final draft to my editor.  You learn to live with it, and to keep your eyes focused on the book you’re writing right now, not the one you wrote five years ago.

Of all the scenes I’ve written, I think I dig Tyrannosaur Sue the most.  That was just too much fun for words, and I’d been waiting for about six years to actually write that scene, with Harry riding the big stompy dinozombie through downtown Chicago. 🙂

14)  Whenever I’ve seen people ask authors what advice they’d give young writers, I always see the exact same answer: “Read. Read, read, read – write, practice – read.” Is there any unconventional or additional advice you’d give an aspiring writer?

Wow, I would never give the read, read, read advice.  WRITE, WRITE, WRITE.  If you want to be a professional musician, you don’t do it by spending time listening to music.  You do it by /creating/ the music, by practicing endlessly.  Sure, read, absolutely, I think everyone should.  But writers write.

One more thing an aspiring writer should do: experience stuff.  Go out and involve yourself with things that touch you on an emotional level.  Go out to the country at sunset and sit down in the woods and just wait while it slowly gets dark around you.  Experience that fear and excitement.  Watch movies that make you cry.  Watch TV shows that make you laugh.  Listen to music that makes you get up and dance or that brings tears to your eyes–and try to figure out WHY all those things effect you the way they do.  Being a good writer means being able to write about emotion.  It means understanding how people think, and how they react to what they feel.  And one of the best ways to learn about it is to experience it.

~X~

Once Again, Jim Butcher, Author of the Dresden Files. If you don’t know him, check him the fuck out at his website: http://www.jim-butcher.com/ ! Or, if High Fantasy is your bit, check out his Codex Alera novels. Also, “Spider-Man the Darkest Days” is everything you love about Spidey with 100% less Toby Maguire. Worth the read, and when I’ve worked up enough NerdRage I’m gonna post a rant about why TM was the worst Spidey EVER. It’ll be fun. Don’t miss it.

Vicious Ink



Greetings, Earthlings…

            I’m Vicious Ink and I’ll be your tour guide this afternoon. I’m no good with introductions, so let me just say that I’m a twenty-year-old college student, with a chick hard-on for everything Batman, Books, Doctor Who and Urban Fantasy. Spiderman is my Jesus. I’m an English major, and an active feminist.

Pleased to meet you.

            As the Twilight franchise draws to an overdue close (fucking FINALLY) I decided to cleanse the palate with female authors who really bring it together. The ones of the modern generation who are truly excellent and go the extra mile, literarily.

Rob Thurman, Author of the Cal Leandros, Trickster, and Chimera series:

             Possibly my favorite book series to date. While I can appreciate that Rob’s style is more of an acquired taste for many readers, I can’t get enough of it. The gritty and snarky way she writes only serves to emphasize and enrich the dark and harsh world her characters live in. Without a doubt, my favorite character is the knavish puck, Robin Goodfellow. Borrowed from William Shakespeare and given new life and a better wardrobe, Goodfellow is the fun, free, horny bastard that would have brought a tear of appreciation to the bard’s eye.

            The title character, Caliban Leandros, and his brother, Niko, set the bar for dedicated sibling teams. Paralleling the Winchester bros. from Supernatural, fucking with one of them equals a death sentence from the other. Cal is the sarcastic, troubled little brother with a big mouth, an itchy trigger finger, and the monstrous DNA of your worst nightmare on steroids, while Niko is the Buddha-loving badass ninja genius who will kill anything and anyone who tries to hurt the few people he loves.

            The only consistently returning Female characters are Promise, Niko’s take-no-shit vampire girlfriend (I know vampires are exhausted, but Promise is a worthy exception; imperfect, realistic, and any discrepancies in vampire lore are actually explained instead of outright dismissed – unlike in Twilight.), and Delilah, Cal’s werewolf fuckbuddy. Delilah is a friggin fantastic character. Sociopathic, homicidal, and ambitious, Delilah is a female wolf in the Kin (werewolf mafia – not a dumb as it sounds), she’s absolutely ruthless ,and that’s actually respectable in this series. She’s not a good guy but she’s anything but weak.

            Thurman’s world is a twisted, surreal and enthralling as all unholy hell. If you’re one of those people looking for the next Great American Novel and turning up your nose at anything that hasn’t won a Newberry prize… you detoured to the wrong blog. Also, you’re a snob, and you need to chill the fuck out.

             If you’re looking for action, adventure, spitfire dialogue, wit, and a metric fuckton of awesome light reading, this is absolutely the book series you want to read.  Goes the same for Thurman’s other two series, but don’t take my word for it. Check her out here:

http://robthurman.net/

Libba Bray, Author of the Gemma Doyle Series, Going Bovine, and Beauty Queens:

             I actually like comparing Bella Swan to Gemma Doyle more than any two female protagonists in the verse. Bella is a modern American girl, with all modern American freedoms to be an independent woman, and she gives up her entire life, every ambition, every dream, and her mortality for a man. Seeing as she starts asking to be turned into a vamp in the first damned book, she gives up everything for a guy she’s known for a few months.

            Gemma is a socialite teen in Victorian Era England. She’s also smart, self-reliant, independent, strong-willed, and stubborn in a time when women were supposed to be demure and subservient. She’s powerful in a time when women didn’t have power.

             It’s a pretty bland overview but, trust me; this woman is amazing. Yes, it’s YA, but I was twelve when I found it. If I could post a picture of my battered and abused copy of AGATB  (torn, faded, highlighted, quoted… loved), or the promo poster my friend got out of a movie theater in the most legal way possible on my birthday, I totally would. I can honestly say that I would not have survived moving to a new high school if I hadn’t had these books.

             I can’t find the requisite adjectives to describe just how much I love this writer. I can give a few good quotes, but that wouldn’t really do it. It wouldn’t explain how deeply engrained in me this story is. It’s an adventure you need to take for yourself. It’s one of those rare books that feel more like a friend. Bray tackles some of the scariest aspects of being a teenager girl and turns it into an adventure – love, sex, roles in society, peer pressure, and even lesbianism.

            The story revolves around four very different girls who mirror the best and worst aspects of every girl on the path to being a woman, and choices that we all have to make. A fantastic supporting cast includes my all-time favorite male protagonist Kartik. A boy who is trying to be a man while struggling against social prejudices, the murder of his older brother, and the blame he places on Gemma, even as he fights to protect her.

            Again, this is only one example of her works. I also highly recommend  “Going Bovine,” one of the funniest and most surreal books I’ve ever had the singular pleasure of reading. Check her out, you won’t regret it!!!

http://www.libbabray.com/books.html

J.K. Rowling, Author of the Harry Potter Series:

            Fuck all, if I have to explain these books to you, you’re already a lost cause. For serious, these books are what started my obsession with Urban Fantasy. If you haven’t read them, you need to. You also need to not be a jackhole and take them with a grain of salt. My boyfriend and I will talk about the bullshit politics and epic plotholes of the Potterverse for hours on end but that’s because 1) we’ve both read all the books many, many times, and 2) neither of us have lives.

            Rowling is an utterly brilliant writer. Even if you aren’t a fan of the content (even if you’re one of those crazy-ass right-wing religious types who think Harry Potter is synonymous with devil worship) you can’t deny that the woman has an amazing craft with words.

          Don’t know a person my age that didn’t spend their eleventh birthday wish on that letter from Hogwarts. If you are a parent who wants to get your kid interested in reading novels, give them these. I’ve heard Twilight compared to Harry Potter, and I think anyone who would make that comparison is a blithering, illiterate idiot. That’s like comparing a college art major to a first-grade finger painting. One is written for the discerning child embarking on a journey to a life of literacy and love of reading. The other is written for lobotomized turtles.

For shiz, dude, you should know this.

http://www.pottermore.com/

Holly Black, Author of the Tithe trilogy (and various other works I haven’t gotten to read, yet ): )

            I’m noticing a theme here… Every single female writer I’ve put up has had homosexuality in their books. With Rob Thurman it was Robin Goodfellow (Omnisexual), with Libba Bray, it was (SPOILERS!!!!!) Felicity Worthington and Pippa Cross, with JK Rowling it was Albus Dumbledore (and Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, but that was all subtext). With Holly Black, it is the same.

            I think that is an aspect that attracts me to these books. For so long, the issue of same-sex attraction was such a hushed subject. It’s nice to see strong, healthy protagonist role models for the young LGBT community. Plus, this one has fairies. What the hell is there not to love about that?

            The Tithe novels are actually about the mythology of Changelings; Children being taken away in the middle of the night and being replaced with Doppelganger fae that would live their lives. It’s not a popular mythology anymore which was why it blew my fucking mind to read a fantastic UF for teens that ingratiated this legend.

            The story revolves around a girl named Kaye, one badass chick with few abnormalities: 1) She’s Asian and naturally blonde (This point gets brought up a few times in the book.) and 2) She’s not human. Either way, she’s utterly badass. Black crafts an exciting world full of all of those things that are like hot chocolate on a winter’s day for fans of Young Adult UF. Strong female protagonist, subtlety, action, anti-hero leading man… a perfect blend of everything the doctor ordered.

http://www.blackholly.com/#

There are certainly more than four names I’d like to give you, but my fingers are cramping. So, I’m going to be totally cheap and give you a list. This is my first post, forgive me.

The Study Trilogy by Maria V Snyder

http://www.mariavsnyder.com/

The October Daye novels by Seanan McGuire

http://www.seananmcguire.com/

The Eternity novels by Melissa Marr

http://www.melissa-marr.com/

The Matthew Swift Novels by Kate Griffin

http://www.kategriffin.net/books/

Alright, your turn. Write in with some badass female authors who have kept you company on a good/bad/sunny/rainy/boring/exciting/winter/summer/school-when-you-should-have-been-doing-math-but-were-instead-clandestinely-reading day. Comments below!

Thanks for the read,

Vicious Ink



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